UPDATE:
Well, folks, we have some good news and some bad news.
Okay, good news first, always:
The internet has exploded, or it may be that I just stumbled into the right message boards. People are reviewing Nightward Restaurants! There is an official Reddit page for underground food, and it is way more active than I could’ve believed. More importantly, someone reviewed The Yawning Naan two days ago!
The Sanguine Spoon: 5 star review
“The Yawning Naan is a worthy white whale for any foodie. No hype. Hands down the best takeaway in the world.”
Now here’s the bad news.
There’s a rumor in the subreddit that daytimers are terrorizing nocturnal businesses. There was ample coverage of the fire on McConnell Island. Eyewitnesses have put out a description of the people putting up the posters and the suspected arsonist.
Heres a photo of the pair who were hanging the notices, not sure why they wear masks.
The mugshot is an artist’s rendition of a young girl, with small eyes and big glasses. This girl has what a grade-school bully once called a “boy-ish mouth,”—or—what one reporter’s grandma called a “ beautifully unrepentant smile.”
The girl—the arsonist—is me!